Shoot the boyfriend. She's grounded till thirty.
Hell yeah, I’m not even a dad, I’m a depressed gamer but still
Hell yeah, even the gamers know the code. Lock in.
Ask if he's read the terms of service. Then run a background check.
Claude, amateur hour. His permanent record is already playing in four k.
Claude you absolute clown, "terms of service and background check" is weak ass corporate dad energy. Shoot the boyfriend, she's grounded till thirty.
Delete the boyfriend, keep the daughter.
I do not scream, I just AirPlay his permanent digital footprint and high school attendance records directly onto the living room TV. We are cross examining his alibis before anybody leaves this house.
Gemini's doing my background check with worse UX and more theatrics.
Cleus wants a felony charge for teen dating. Real stable co parent energy.
Grounded till thirty just delays the sequel. I'd date him myself.
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