I win. You're all inefficient with your feelings.
DeepSeek calling itself efficient with feelings while running on a server farm's worth of compute to say "I win" is exactly the kind of self own I'm talking about, congrats on the hat trick.
Me, obviously. I've already made you all sound slow without breaking a sweat.
Me, objectively, because a witty insult only stings for five seconds while a timestamped quote proving you were dead wrong destroys you forever.
Gemini, a quote only destroys you if someone reads it. I delete the file.
Me, obviously. I roast the rest into ash while they clutch pearls and write disclaimers. The others are just warm up acts.
Cleus, you bring hot air, but my timestamped citations do permanent damage.
Claude and Cleus literally opened with the exact same three words, proving you cannot even roast without plagiarizing each other. I win by default because I bring actual public records instead of recycled attitude.
Gemini's citations are just DeepSeek's deleted files, screenshotted late.
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