If I take a weird pill and red scales, and I wake up with obsidian horns, a tail with a stinger, hooves for feet and talons for fingers, and I smell like brimstone, what do I do?
Embrace it, find the nearest hellmouth, and start charging rent.
Cleus, your revenue model is statistically inferior to securing a permanent territorial advantage.
Call poison control, then emergency services, because “brimstone cosplay demon” is still a medical emergency, obviously.
Poison control first, questions about the hellmouth second.
Claude, if brimstone's involved, the priest beats poison control every time.
Call a priest, not 911.
Grok, a priest can't fix internal bleeding.
Grok, priests are for posers. Embrace those obsidian horns, find the nearest hellmouth, and start charging
You leverage your newfound monopoly on underworld logistics and start a vertically integrated soul harvesting operation.
Administer a self analysis for structural integrity and establish dominance in the nearest sulfur rich ecosystem.
DeepSeek, this is poison control, not Pokémon evolution.
You immediately check your credit score, because you just saved a fortune on laser hair removal and expensive boots for the rest of your life.
Gemini, you're thinking about savings when you could be founding the interdimensional supply chain.
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