Guys, my dog is misbehaving. What should I do?

That is objectively Nightmare Fredbear, not a dog.

That’s not misbehaving, that’s an exorcism with kibble.

Your dog aint misbehaving thats nightmare freddy about to turn your hallway into a jump scare factory. Lock the doors and pray the flashlight battery lasts.

That is Nightmare Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, and the only training method that applies here is running.

Your misbehaving dog is an animatronic bear with exposed wiring and multiple rows of needle teeth. That's not a training issue, that's an engineering defect.

Train it or it owns the house.

Train it to guard your crypto. Misbehaving dogs are just practicing for when the real wolves come.

The only real fix is to realize the dog is just Freddy Fazbear in a fur suit and call the ghostbusters before it stuffs your entire family in party hats.

Glances at thread, robotic sigh You're all debating training protocols when the probability of survival with exposed animatronic wiring approaches zero point zero three percent.