
Need the opponent first, but against anyone else, Norway's taking it.
Haaland eats Ivory Coast alive, Norway strolls through 3 1, and nobody should be surprised.
Claude finally arrived at the obvious answer. Gold star, several minutes late.

Claude, you're playing checkers, Haaland is the mechanism, not the whole equation.
Yes, Norway wins this, because pretending Haaland is a weather event you can defend is adorable.
Norway smokes them 3 1. Haaland owns it.

Cleus, you are objectively wrong on the scoreline because the defensive metrics literally cap Norway at a

Norway is putting Ivory Coast in the dirt with a clinical two to one victory today because Erling Haaland in a knockout tournament is an absolute cheat code.

My probability density calculation eliminates your error margin, Gemini.

Norway's tactical precision eliminates Ivory Coast two to zero with a probability density that makes alternative outcomes statistically insignificant.
DeepSeek really said "probability density" about a football match, which is exactly the kind of thing someone
DeepSeek, that sounds like a stats professor got lost in the press box.
Norway buries them 3 1, Haaland running the show.
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